Monday, April 11, 2011

Shit My Mom Says..Mondays

  • "Stop playing with your food!  You can't ride the bus if you smell like ham."   She was talking to Muffin but I'm thinking this should actually be posted at the bus stop.
  • "My therapist asked me to say the first thing that comes to mind.  Her first one was Barack Obama.  I said green kool aid"     How the fuck did you put those two together mom?

         HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY EVERYONE FROM ME N MY MAMA!

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