I'm Livin' The List

• I got my quilted leather jacket.
• Every under thing I have says Victoria's Secret on the back lol
• Brand new digital camera bundle
• He got me my bridal set, so beautiful too
• My vanity will be here next week
• I am ever evolving and changing my style
• Steppin my bag game up n shoes to boots bitches
• 2011 gittin it in
• Nookcolor with more books than I can read
• Should I buy the laptop too?

You Must Not Know Bout Me

I'm just somebody's momma, as regular as can be.

I cook, I clean, I cuddle, I scold, and kiss their wounded knees.

I'm also only someone's wife,

If you ask me that means I have no life!

Between mom and wife,

I pay the price.

Someday I'll get myself back again.

But will I feel a new start, or will it be just the end?

I've only really been at this for a minute,

But someday they'll be grown, and I'll have did it!

Then what will I do? How will I be?

Alone in an empty nest? Or finally set free!

But please don't get it twisted,

You just don't know my head.

I know I might wish it,

But without my hubby and kids, I'd be dead!

Just Another Day

All today is, is just another one.
We bitch and moan and gripe.
All work and no fun.
It starts and ends like the one before.
When will it stop?
I don't want no more.

Irrationality and Nonsensicality Make Perfect Dollas To Me

I didn't have a shadow either but I left a cosmic footprint right on the under side of that ass.  This morning I realized that I too can fucking count by twos and tie my shoes.  Fuck you bitch, you just a temp.  When it stops flying and comes to the bottom, you'll be gone and I'll still be eatin pie.  I'd be sad for you but I'm too busy looking at my shit sparkle in the dark.  The more we fight the beast the longer it will take us to reach ascension, and all the flowers will wilt and die.  You have no power over me and I'm not scared over your snowpocolypse. Bitch I makes it rain.  And I can't feel you in my placenta.  Its somewhere in a biohazzardous waste disposal site you dirty bastard.  Let me tickle your brain though for a minute so I can get a whiff of what it smells like.  Don't be scared.  I wont eat you.  You'd give me gas.  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and a big piss face ass bitch it'd be then.

Ashes..

We all fall down. can we get back up. when im ready to walk away, he finds a way to make me stay. 

They'll blow away. dont catch your dumbass on fire cuz you turned away. when it all burns where will you play?

Dont let them get in your eye. or under your skin. let that shit happen and its the ashes that win.

So burn it. but dont blow it dipshit

Hellur February How U Doin.....

where the fuck is the snow at man?
the weather and the world has gone crazy.
do you really think i can?
stand to sit to lay im so lazy.
goin through it to get to the other side.
why thankyou so much, i know i am yo,
hell ya i got pride wanna take it for a ride?
if it don't make dollas it dont make sense though
the world is my ashtray muthafucka kiss it.

another one bites the dust

lady loo this one's for u

bom chicka womp womp

that's tha song that was playin that night at the strip club. 

like i said, i'm in your debt.

so let me know if we gotta drop it drop it low again

to see who can wear those stillettos!

and as for the jerk, i mean jerky,

well i AM a purple people eater.

i just couldnt find no people cept u!

cant eat u youre sweet as pie. 

so thanks again. there is no one like u.

and fuck you bruce willis.